Allotment Lady’s Plot

(With apologies to A.A.Milne and Kermit the Frog)

Halfway up the field is my little bit,
There isn’t any other place quite like it.
It’s not at the bottom, and it’s not at the top,
But right in the middle is my quarter acre plot.

Halfway up the field isn’t up and isn’t down
It’s next to the pig farm, it isn't in the town.
There are flowers, herbs and roses, an asparagus bed,
Rhubarb, currants, berries, and varieties of veg.

Halfway down the field is my favourite bit
There isn’t any other place quite like it.
I’m not at the bottom, and I’m not at the top,
I’m in absolute heaven on Allotment Lady’s Plot.